Moon Medusa Unisex Tee
Society says dress for the job you want. You heard that loud and clear. 🌙✨
The Moon Medusa Tee is for the woman who takes her mythological career aspirations very seriously. Featuring a stunning vintage engraving-style illustration of Medusa herself — draped in flowing robes, reclining effortlessly on a crescent moon surrounded by stars — with the perfectly deadpan text: "Society: dress for the job you want. Me: Medusa moon model."
It's witty. It's ethereal. It's the shirt that makes people do a double-take and then immediately ask where you got it.
- 🌙 Vintage Medusa moon graphic — classical engraving-style illustration, crescent moon, stars, and the most relatable caption in mythology
- 😂 Perfectly deadpan humor — for the woman who is absolutely manifesting her Medusa moon model era
- 👕 100% US cotton — soft, smooth, breathable, and ethically made
- 👕 Classic unisex fit — relaxed crew neck, comfortable all-day wear
- 🖨️ High-quality DTG print — crisp vintage-style detail that holds up wash after wash
- ✂️ Ribbed knit collar — holds its shape over time
- 👌 Shoulder tape — added stability and structure
- 📏 Sizes S–5XL — inclusive sizing for every aspiring moon model
🎁 Perfect gift for the mythology lover, the dark academia girlie, the woman who would absolutely be Medusa if given the chance, or anyone with a great sense of humor and impeccable taste.
⚠️ Warning: may cause uncontrollable urge to recline dramatically on the nearest crescent moon.
Unisex Size Guide
Fit tip: Relaxed unisex fit. Women may size down for a fitted look, or size up for an oversized style.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36–38 | 28 | 8 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 | 8.5 |
| L | 42–44 | 30 | 9 |
| XL | 46–48 | 31 | 9.5 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 32 | 10 |
| 3XL | 54–56 | 33 | 10.5 |
| 4XL | 58–60 | 34 | 11 |
| 5XL | 62–64 | 35 | 11.5 |
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 86°F) · Tumble dry low · Do not bleach · Do not dry clean · Do not iron
