Jesus Drank Wine🍷 & Ate Carbs — Be Like Jesus Funny Metal Tin Sign Made in USA
Jesus Drank Wine🍷 & Ate Carbs — Be Like Jesus Funny Metal Tin Sign Made in USA
Finally. A diet plan we can all get behind. 🍷🍞😄
This hilariously relatable "Jesus Drank Wine & Ate Carbs — Be Like Jesus" metal tin sign is the permission slip you've been waiting for. Featuring a cheerful cartoon Jesus raising a glass of red wine and holding a fresh baguette, surrounded by a basket of rolls, a sunny sky, and absolutely zero guilt — this sign belongs in every kitchen, dining room, bar, and wine lover's home.
✨ "It's not a cheat day. It's a spiritual practice."
🌟 Perfect for wine lovers, carb enthusiasts, foodies, Christians with a great sense of humor, and anyone who has ever justified a second helping in the name of faith. Also makes the most hilarious and unforgettable gift for birthdays, housewarmings, holidays, and every occasion in between. 🤠
- 🍷 Hilarious "Be Like Jesus" artwork — cheerful cartoon Jesus with wine, baguette, bread rolls & a sunny smile
- 🧲 Premium tinplate construction — rust-resistant, durable, built for indoor & outdoor use
- 📍 Size: 11.8" H x 7.9" W (30cm H x 20cm W) — bold enough to make a statement, versatile enough for any space
- ☀️ Fade-resistant printing — UV and weather resistant, holds up against sun, rain, and the elements
- 🔧 Easy installation — pre-punched corner holes, ready to hang on doors, walls, gates, or fences
- 🇺🇸 Made in the USA — printed and shipped from our USA-based factory
- ✨ Premium high-end finish — vivid, bright colors with gallery-quality clarity
Perfect for: Kitchens, dining rooms, home bars, wine cellars, man caves, offices, and anywhere that needs a little holy humor. 🍷
Care: Not washable — wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth as needed.
⚠️ Ships from USA — please place separately from non-USA items to speed up processing.
