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This lightweight crew-neck tee brings a wry, irreverent sense of humor to casual wardrobes. The soft ring-spun cotton feels comfortable all day, while a playful illustrated design—an elderly character with birthday cake, party hat and hourglass beneath the headline “YOU’RE OLD AS FUCK”—gives the shirt a tongue-in-cheek, celebratory vibe. The classic fit and smooth fabric let the print sit cleanly and clearly, whether worn alone or layered under a jacket. Ethically sourced cotton and quality construction (twill-stitched shoulders, ribbed collar, tear-away label) make it a reliable go-to for laid-back gatherings and milestone birthday laughs.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and twill shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG printed graphics for vivid detail
- Oeko-Tex certified fabric and ethical sourcing with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Funny Birthday T-Shirt — "You're Old As Fuck" Retro Party Design
$13.18
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and twill shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG printed graphics for vivid detail
- Oeko-Tex certified fabric and ethical sourcing with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors