Fries Before Guys Valentine T‑Shirt — Cute Cupid with Fries Tee
Fries Before Guys Valentine T‑Shirt — Cute Cupid with Fries Tee
Fries before guys. Always.
The Fries Before Guys Valentine Tee puts a cheeky Cupid clutching a box of golden fries front and center — a lighthearted riff on Valentine energy for anyone who'd rather reach for a fry than a first kiss. Bold enough to start conversations, familiar enough to become a go-to in your rotation. Soft, midweight 100% cotton that drapes easily and settles into a casual, lived-in vibe from the very first wear.
Why you'll love it:
- Cute Cupid with fries "Fries Before Guys" graphic — cheeky, relatable & conversation-starting
- Midweight 100% cotton (180 g/m²) — breathable, soft, comfortable all day
- Tubular knit (no side seams) — smooth, clean, flattering fit
- Ribbed collar & twill shoulder tape — holds shape wash after wash
- DTG chest + DTF sleeves & inner neck — crisp, detailed, long-lasting print
- Tear-away label — itch-free comfort all day
- Oeko-Tex certified — safe, clean materials
- Unisex fit · S–5XL — for every fry lover
Size Guide (inches — garment measurements laid flat):
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 8.5" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 9.5" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10.5" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 11" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11.5" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" | 12" |
Unisex fit — runs true to size. Size up for a looser fit, size down for a more fitted look.
Wear it to: Low-key date nights · Galentine's gatherings · Valentine's Day parties · The corner fry joint · Anywhere the vibe is fun and unapologetic.
Perfect for: Galentine's Day gift for her · Funny Valentine's gift · Foodie valentine · Anti-romance Valentine's shirt · Gift for the woman who knows her priorities.
Care: Machine wash cold · Tumble dry low · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Do not iron · Do not dry clean