Jesus Drank Wine & Ate Carbs — Be Like Jesus FunnyT-Shirt Ladies
Jesus Drank Wine & Ate Carbs — Be Like Jesus FunnyT-Shirt Ladies
Your new favorite excuse for everything. 🍷🍞😄
Finally — a shirt that justifies your lifestyle choices with undeniable historical accuracy. This hilarious "Jesus Drank Wine & Ate Carbs — Be Like Jesus" graphic tee features the same iconic cheerful cartoon Jesus raising a glass of red wine and holding a fresh baguette, surrounded by bread rolls and a sunny sky. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to dinner. Wear it every time someone questions your second helping of pasta.
✨ "It's not a cheat day. It's a spiritual practice."
🌟 Perfect for wine lovers, carb enthusiasts, foodies, Christians with a great sense of humor, and anyone who has ever said "YOLO" and meant it biblically. Also makes the most hilarious gift for birthdays, holidays, Mother's Day, Father's Day, and literally any occasion. 🤠
- 🍷 Hilarious "Be Like Jesus" graphic — cheerful cartoon Jesus with wine, baguette, bread rolls & a sunny smile
- 👕 Premium soft unisex fit — comfortable, relaxed, and flattering for all body types
- 🎨 Vivid, fade-resistant print — bold colors that stay bright wash after wash
- 🧵 High-quality fabric — soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear
- 💚 True to size — available in a full range of sizes, see size chart below
- 🇺🇸 Printed and shipped from the USA — fast fulfillment, premium quality
- ✨ Makes the perfect gift — arrives ready to give, no wrapping required
🛒 Also grab the matching "Be Like Jesus" Metal Tin Sign and complete the look for your kitchen, bar, or dining room! 🍷
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach, do not iron directly on print.
⚠️ Printed on demand — please allow 3-5 business days for production before shipping.
