Life Sucks Then You Die T-Shirt — Dark Humor Graphic Tee

In 1984, a high school kid named Styles showed up to class wearing three words that said everything he couldn't. No explanation needed. The shirt did the talking — and it's been doing it ever since.

This isn't motivational. It's honest. Wear it on slow mornings, at late-night shows, or layered under a jacket when you'd rather let the message speak for you. Dark humor that hits different when it's printed in elegant script on a classic tee.

Product Features

• 100% cotton solid colors (Dark Ash: 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
• Medium-weight fabric (5.4 oz/yd² / 183 g/m²) with a classic, relaxed fit
• Tubular knit construction — no side seams, smooth silhouette
• Self-fabric shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems for lasting durability
• Sewn-in label; made and assembled in the USA

Care Instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean

Measurements are approximate. For a relaxed fit, size up. For a more fitted look, size down.

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