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Bright Orange Cardinal Charcoal Dark Ash Gold Irish Kelly Natural Red White Yellow

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This classic midweight tee carries a dry, sardonic statement in elegant script — a quiet wink for those who prefer dark humor over small talk. The medium-weight cotton sits comfortably against the skin; the tubular knit and double-needle hems give it a clean silhouette that holds up wash after wash. Wear it on slow mornings, at late-night shows, or layered under a jacket when you want to let the message do the talking. It feels like an inside joke with yourself: blunt, honest, and oddly freeing.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (Dark Ash: 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
- Medium-weight fabric (5.4 oz/yd² / 183 g/m²) with classic fit
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette
- Self-fabric shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems for durability
- Sewn-in label; made and assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean