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Frankenstein has never been this relatable.\u003c\/strong\u003e ⚡🌜😂✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e\"Baby Don't Hurt Me\" Frankenstein Halloween Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is for every horror lover, Halloween obsessive, and person who has ever wanted to wear a classic monster meme on premium cotton — a hilarious cartoon Frankenstein with his hands raised in surrender, an orange harvest moon glowing behind him, yellow lightning bolts crackling on each side, bats swooping overhead, bold \"BABY DON'T HURT ME\" arched above in vintage lettering and \"HURT ME\" in heavy block text below. 🧹 The tee that gets spotted across every Halloween party, every horror movie night, every October gathering and immediately makes the whole room burst out laughing. Buy it for yourself, buy it for your most Halloween-obsessed friend, buy it for anyone who loves Frankenstein, horror humor, and a great punchline on garment-dyed cotton. 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